A note about our great herd of followers that we don't have, stuffed dormice, and a letter to the president

So I was thinking (a dangerous thing to do if you are Marie), and I decided that it would really help if we actually had some people to follow our blog. But we don't. Sad. So, if you are reading this and your name is not Wendy or Marie, you should follow us. I'm not kidding. And you should also get your friends to follow our blog because, ummm, because you should. Oh, and because when we become famous, world renowned scientists, you can say you followed us on Google Blogger.

Besides, mice are like totally awesome!!!

Really. They are. I'm not lying. By the way, did you know lying is a sin? It is. So don't do that. Lying, I mean. It's bad and you shouldn't do it or else you might go to the hot pla-

Wait, how is lying related to mice? Hmmm, wonder how I got on that subject...

Anyways, I've always thought that Three Blind Mice poem was really weird. Like, really, who sits around and writes poems about mice running around and having their tails chopped off? That's just sick. I mean, the tails would probably wiggle around on the floor after you chopped them off... SO GROSS!!!!

My little sister just read that bit about chopping tails off while she was spying over my shoulder. She ran out of the room screaming. Just kidding. She was like, "Marie, that is so weird, what are you writing, anyways?" I told her it was a letter to the president. She was quite impressed.

The other day when I was looking through my grandmother's hundred-year-old cookbook, I saw a recipe for stuffed dormouse. I still can't figure out whether it contained live mice or not but it seemed to be some sort of stuffing put inside a crepeish sort of thing and shaped like a mouse; ears eyes, nose and the whole bit. I wonder if you're supposed to de-bone the mice first??? It seems like that would be rather hard, don't you think??? In any case, it looked rather unappetizing and I don't see how anybody even came up with the recipe in the first place.

By the way, have you heard the one about the mouse crossing the road???

Dude 1: "Why did the mouse cross the road?"

Dude 2: "I dunno."

Dude 1: "Because it was taped to the chicken!!!!"

Both: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

Dude 2: "Wait, why is that funny?"

Dude 1: "I dunno... Hey!!! Have you heard the one about the mouse who crossed the road?"

Dude 2: "Naw, tell me!!!"

So, yeah, you get the point. It is a pretty good joke. If you're a dude 1 or dude 2. If you're not, then you might as well have not read that because you just completely wasted your time. Oh, excuse me, I have to go eat a biscuit. So long for now!!!!

-Marie

Ps. Why do people say 'so long for now' anyways? Why don't they say 'so short for now'? Perhaps I am the first human being on earth to think of this... or perhaps not. Anyways, so short for now!!!