I like monkeys

Meet Theodore Demetrius.

Yes, that is a power drill. Theodore Demetrius happens to be that awesome. And today Marie isn't here to argue with me and make snarky comments about what I'm writing.

Anyways, when we were putting the walls of our maze onto the base, Theodore Demetrius was quite helpful with drilling. He sure knows how to handle those power tools.

Now, there are a few things to know about Theodore Demetrius. First, his name is Theodore Demetrius, not just Theodore. No. You have to use the whole name. Second, his abilities are not limited to power drilling. He can also tango quite spectacularly. Thirdly, this is totally related to the mouse maze. Stop rolling your eyes at me. It's at least a lot more related than the last post.

-Wendy

Marie is rolling her eyes at me as I try to come up with a title.

For the title, I was going to write "We like totally finished the mouse maze." Then she started talking about capitalization so I wrote "omg" instead. She didn't really spring for that either, and now she's just sighing.

When we were making the mouse maze the base was all warped so it was kind of hard to put on the bottom. We had all these black screws and we had to squish and smash and yeah. Also we had to go in at some weird angle to get the corner brackets all in.

You know, this is really boring.

Marie just wants to skip this whole thing and jump on the trampoline in the dark. I say we at least put something on here for our readers. (HA. Ahem. Sorry. Just thinking about all those readers we don't really have. Yet.)

I would do a keyboard art mouse but those take too long so maybe I'll just find one online to copy and paste.

"How cheap," Marie says. "I don't care," I say.

No wait! I just remembered how to make a really cute simple mouse. Sure, it's not that exciting, but still. I'll even make it extra big just for fun.

<:3O~

It is the ugliest mouse Marie has ever seen, apparently.